Week 38: Signs You Know You're Ready to Have That Baby!

10. Your belly now doubles as a cup holder.

9. Your husband graciously agrees to shave your legs for you since you can't bend over anymore.

8. You get heartburn after drinking a glass of water.

7. Your feet are so puffy, the term cankles doesn't even properly describe their condition.

6. Apparently, the size of your belly causes people to lose all tact and discretion, forcing them to ask you: "Are you having twins?" Or exclaim: "Oh my God, you're SO HUGE!" or, my all time favorite: "Sweetie, are you okay? You look like you're about to pop...." Lovely.

5. All you want for your birthday is to be dilated

4. You have packed and re-packed your hospital bag, adding more non-essentials each time.

3. The slightest twinge down there causes you to think "This is it!!!"

2. Your top Google search is now "Natural ways to induce labor."

1. You've changed your voicemail to: "No, I haven't had the baby yet, If you need something else please leave a message and I'll call you back." : )